9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Screwed Over

9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along | Cracked.com

#5.  The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz)

The “villain”:

You’re in a tough spot if “Wicked” is right there in your name, but WWW isn’t exactly the most image conscious celebrity in Oz, either: She kidnapped Dorothy, threatened to drown her dog and tried to set The Scarecrow on fire, all to get her hands on the girl’s ruby slippers. Foot fetish or not, that was some stone-cold villainy.

Nice teeth, though.

Hold on a minute there:

Remember that the Witch wasn’t after Dorothy, and she wasn’t trying to rule the world. All she ever wanted was those slippers. Say, how did Dorothy acquire those magical shoes in the first place? Why, by taking them off the blood-drenched feet of the Wicked Witch of the East. Who she just murdered. Who also happened to be the Wicked Witch of the West’s sister.

These shoes used to be white…

Let’s look at the whole “accident” from the West Witch’s perspective:

The Witch sisters are hanging around Oz, minding their own business when some random teenager crushes a woman to death with a house, killing her instantly in an act of domiciliary manslaughter. Next, the teenager waltzes out and corpse-loots the victim’s shoes (some sort of creepy kill-trophy, no doubt) which under every inheritance law in the universe damn well belong to the deceased’s surviving family.

From where we stand, the Wicked Witch of the West had every right in the world to bludgeon Dorothy to death with a sock full of toxic batteries, but what did she do? Absolutely nothing. She just wanted her shoes back, and every action that she took was motivated by that want. Then, of course, Dorothy raises an army in the form of a giant, talking lion, a man made of metal and an unkillable scarecrow, steals the Witch’s broomstick and kills the Witch, staging a nice little Witch sister reunion in the afterlife.

Never forget.

 


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