@ George Jochnowitz:

All the better for the barbeque.

@ CK MacLeod:

"Texts of Evil" is so judgemental. We usually use the NY Times and that bursts into flames practically spontaneously.

Last year we got a stainless steel grill with a built-in charcoal chimney - so no need to dump white hot charcoal into the grill. It works quite well and impresses the neighbors. Admittedly the impressing part is secondary. Cooking dinner ranks first and last night's chicken was delicious.

I just hope that cooked goose is not on the menu for Saturday.