@CK MacLeod -
Dear Tsar: The 0bami were planning to delegate these things (Iran & Afghanistan) to The Acornicks, now under investigation, so, now, they are at a loss what to do.

He considered sending a delegation of Chicago Aldermen over there, but they demanded so much in bribes that the plan had to be scrapped.

This is not really off topic since there are doubts regarding 0bama's willingness to fight:

Could someone photoshop 0bie in panties?