@ CK MacLeod:
Perfect!

Now all we need is the image of Mister Peanut popping up whenever I post.

Or, a monocled Mr. P gravatar for The Black Knight would be very interesting.

TBK could switch to a persona which yells at us zombies for dissing him.

CKM: Today's "Day By Day" cartoon makes your point in pictures, and the picture is even more bleak.

Can you link us Zombies to it?

This is far worse than the Carter incompetency.